It's that time of the year again in Chatham-Kent.
The local police service is out with its annual list of silly calls from 2018.
Topping the list this year is a call from a business owner.
He arrived to work in the morning only to find a naked man wandering around inside his establishment.
Police attended and viewed video surveillance.
It showed the man was fully clothed when he arrived and entered through an unlocked door.
Police say the man waited 20-minutes in front of the "wait to be seated sign."
He then went to the bar and appeared to be engaged in a lengthy and animated conversation with a bartender, who was not there.
Police say the man then ate appetizers from a non-existent plate.
The man then was seen engaged in an interpretive chicken dance and stripped down to his birthday suit.
Police say no items were stolen.